I just posted the following ad to Craigslist. I'm curious to see how many and what variety of responses such a post will generate. Here's the text:
 
"Did you know that there are more men than women in Utah? According to the 2008 US census, there are more than 27 million people in Utah. Of those, only 49.5% are women. That's more than 13,000 men with no female partner! Now, it's possible some of them are gay, but some of those women are gay, too, so one way or another, there's a lot of lonely men out there.
 
I'm gonna try to help you boys out. See, Joseph Smith had the right idea - the problem is that there have never been a surplus of women. So it's my patriotic duty to take care of you. You won't be the only one, but there's plenty of me to go around!
If you've got faith, send me a picture of yourself (God is fickle and, at times, shallow) and tell me a little about why you want to be part of my harem."

 
I make myself laugh! Anyway, I'll be posting the more entertaining replies as they come. I'm expecting about half a dozen pictures of penises, a few of 40+ year old men, and several who refuse to send a picture because their situation is "delicate" (read: married) and they need to make sure I'm discreet.